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Nosy TV
Nosy TV

Your TV got smart. Let's make it a little dumber.

Who's being nosy?

Pick your TV. We'll show you the privacy settings worth checking—and how to turn your smart TV into something closer to a plain old screen.

No jargon. No doomscrolling. One screen at a time.

Nosy, the cartoon TV detective

“Hmm. What's this menu do?”

ACR? What's that?5 minutes. Promise.

Try it right now, free

See how it works

Four quick questions and a sample checklist. Nothing leaves your browser.

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The 60-second demo

What are you watching on?

The whole product, honestly

$5. Five minutes. Fewer mysteries.

One payment. One walkthrough. No account required to read your own checklist.

Identify your model and software family

We help you find your model number and webOS (or platform) version, so the steps match the menus you actually see.

Model-specific menus

The exact path through the settings, screen by screen, for your TV — not a generic list from a forum post in 2019.

Plain English, per setting

What each option does, what you give up if you turn it off, and whether it's worth bothering with.

Totally Dumb Mode

A plan for using your television as a display, with the trade-offs spelled out before you start.

A saved privacy checklist

Keep your list so you can run it again later — or hand it to whoever set up the TV.

Guides are informational. Available settings vary by model, region and software version, and can change after software updates.

The headline act

Totally Dumb Mode

Where it's feasible, you disconnect the television itself from the internet and use it as a screen for HDMI and antenna inputs. The picture stays great. The TV just stops being a computer with opinions.

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Apple TV

A separate player with its own settings and policies. You choose what to sign into and what to share.

Roku device

A streaming player plugged into your TV. Its privacy choices live in the player's own settings.

Fire TV

A streaming device with its own account and data options inside its settings menus.

OTA antenna

Free broadcast channels, no streaming account required. TV-side settings still apply.

Game console

Already an app hub for many households. Data choices live in the console account settings.

Important: making the TV dumb doesn't make everything else dumb. External streaming devices, consoles and apps have their own privacy settings and their own policies. We'll point you at those too. No platform here is labelled safe or bad — they're just different sets of menus.

Coming with the paid guide

Your TV updated. Did your privacy settings?

Settings and behaviour can change after software updates, and menus sometimes move. So we keep half an eye on it for you.

  • You tell us your TV model and software family — that's it.
  • We monitor relevant vendor release and update information for that family.
  • When an update could matter, we nudge you to re-check the handful of settings involved.

We can't see inside your television. We don't detect what software is installed on your TV unless you tell us or authorise us to use that information.

Mock alert · example only

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webOS update detected → Time for a 2-minute re-check

Three of your saved settings live in menus that changed in this software family.

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Help Grandma

Can Grandma find Picture Settings? Perfect. We can handle the rest.

One instruction per screen. Giant buttons. Pictures and little animations instead of paragraphs. If she can press three buttons, she can do this.

Make a simple help link

Mock flow for now — nothing is actually sent in this demo.

  1. 1Press the button with the little gear on it.
  2. 2Scroll down to the word that says General.
  3. 3You're done. Put the kettle on.

Who's being nosy?

Guides by platform

LG is first out of the gate. The rest are queued up — tell us which one you need and you'll jump the line.

LG (webOS)

First guide launching

LG televisions running webOS. Our first full guide.

Roku TV

Coming next

A television with the Roku operating system built into the TV itself — not a Roku stick or box plugged into another TV.

Samsung (Tizen)

Coming next

Samsung televisions running Tizen.

Fire TV

Coming next

Fire TV Edition televisions and Fire TV streaming devices.

Google TV / Android TV

Coming next

Televisions and players running Google TV or Android TV.

Quick clarification, because it trips everyone up

A Roku TV is a television with the Roku operating system built into the set itself. A Roku streaming player is a separate stick or box you plug into any TV. They have different settings screens, so they get different guides.

Where the money goes

Your $5 does two things

No mystery maths. Five dollars, split two ways.

$4

Builds the thing

Research, model-by-model testing, writing the guides, and keeping them current when software updates move the menus.

$1

Earmarked for digital rights

One dollar from every paid guide is set aside for privacy and digital-rights organisations. We're selecting our launch nonprofit partner now.

Partner slot — to be announced

No nonprofit has endorsed, partnered with or reviewed Nosy TV. Nothing here implies endorsement by any organisation. Transparency receipts published regularly once the give-back begins.

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Make My TV Dumb

$5

One time. No subscription. No account upsell.

  • Your personalised, model-specific guide
  • Totally Dumb Mode plan
  • Saved privacy checklist
  • Update re-check guidance
  • Help Grandma link
  • $1 privacy give-back

Instant PDF download right after payment.

Calm, sourced, non-scary

What's all the fuss about?

Smart TVs and streaming platforms can collect viewing, device, advertising and usage data depending on model, settings and services. Here's what the words actually mean.

🎬 The 5-minute explainer

For creators

Make something with us

Steal these hooks. They're accurate, they're not scaremongering, and they perform because the settings really are hidden.

Hook 1

“Your TV has privacy settings you've probably never seen.”

Hook 2

“I paid for the TV. Why does it need an ad profile?”

Hook 3

“Make your smart TV dumb in five minutes.”

Hook 4

“Before you buy another TV, check this.”

Please keep it accurate: we don't claim TVs secretly record private conversations or spy on households. The honest version — settings you've never seen, defaults you never chose — is interesting enough.